I got schooled by a balloon

So last night, my boy Dom brings balloons over to this big bday extravaganza. Of course I jumped all over that as did a few other people...but these balloons were impossible to blow up!! Or very close to it at least. More than 20 people attempted to blow up these balloons. People were turning red. The more people that faied to do it, the more people attemped. In the end, only three people were able to do it - Dom's girl, Pete (of course), and some big dude who prob had lungs the size of my whole body. Not to be one to be stopped by a tiny piece of rubber, I gave it everything and more. I mean, why would they manufacture balloons that I can't blow up? I think I have always had pretty decent lungs. But alas, the balloon proved stronger than the insides of my head and the left side of my face is definitely all messed up on the inside. I feel like there's fluid trapped behind my ear which I imagine is not a good thing. Not really sure what I can do about it though. And if you think I talked loud before, just listen to me now when one of my ears is not at 100%. Screw balloons. Screw the people that make them.